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Santa’s high-performance sleigh

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By Sean Moriarty

Motorists in the market for a new car in January might want to pay attention to the performance levels of Santa’s sleigh.

The big man in red has just 36 hours to play with, beginning in New Zealand late on Christmas Eve, Irish time

By the time he has visited Killarney a few hours later he will have just over half his journey completed. His work won’t be done until the early hours of St Stephen’s Day, his last port of call is Alaska, which is very near his North Pole base.

In total, Santa needs to travel 10 million kilometres in that 36 hour time frame. That means he will travel the world at a speed of 77 kilometres per second! This proves why he cannot be seen, as 77 kilometres per second is, after-all, 3,000 times the speed of sound.

But if Santa can’t be seen, it is possible, just about, to hear him because the speed he is travelling at means he, the sleigh and team of reindeer are giving off a sonic boom every couple of micro-seconds…listen very closely and it may be just possible to hear the boom.

Apart from the performance of the sleigh, Santa is a very busy man during the early hours of Christmas morning and his own level of fitness could make him a serious contender for a place on the Kerry team.

There are close to seven billion homes in the world, that gives him 130 microseconds to park the sleigh on the roof, climb down a chimney, place the presents under the tree and eat the treat left out for him. Phew! How does he do that without getting very tired?

That is easy to explain. Santa is known for his generosity. And you know what they say about generous people – they have very big hearts! Santa’s heart is a lot more powerful than any normal human being and that is one of his secrets.

That said, it is understandable why Santa needs an extra-long rest and is rarely seen anywhere in the world between Christmas Day and the following December when he starts to make his naughty or nice list again.

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Grady demands Killarney traffic review

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Killarney councillor Martin Grady has called for an urgent review of traffic management across the town following severe delays along the Muckross Road during the morning rush hour.

Constituents living along Muckross Road, Woodlawn, and outer Muckross areas raised serious concerns with the local representative, reporting that motorists now face delays of over 30 minutes to travel from Flesk Bridge or Woodlawn Cross into Killarney town.


The situation is causing major disruption for parents doing school runs and commuters traveling to work every morning.


“This level of congestion is simply not acceptable,” said Cllr Grady. “I have been contacted by constituents who are experiencing significant delays every morning, with parents trying to get their children to school and people trying to commute into work being caught in traffic for prolonged periods.”


Cllr Grady urged Kerry County Council to look closely at the operation and light sequencing along the route.


“I am calling for a review of the traffic situation along the Muckross Road, including the operation and sequencing of the traffic lights and whether there are any other obstructions or traffic management issues contributing to the delays,” he said.


He stressed that the gridlock is not isolated to one approach road, but affects the entire urban area as population and traffic volumes continue to rise year on year.


“But this issue goes beyond the Muckross Road. Killarney as a whole is experiencing increasing levels of traffic congestion across the town. The people of Killarney have been suffering with traffic for far too long, and the situation is getting worse,” Cllr Grady said.


“Our population is growing and traffic volumes are increasing year on year. We need to look at the bigger picture and develop a proper traffic management plan for Killarney. We need to identify where the problems are, examine how traffic is being managed across the town and put measures in place to improve traffic flow. The current situation has gone beyond what is acceptable for residents, commuters and visitors to Killarney.”

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Killarney Pumpkin Farm returns for Halloween

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The annual event is in its sixth year and caters to people of all ages.

The farm is located in Headford; it is open every weekend for the month of October and the week of Halloween.

From pumpkin patches and cornflower mazes to witches and potions, there is something for everyone at the farm.

The eleven77 bus provides cosy comfort food and there are resident Alpacas on the farm.

Roam around the haunted cottage, enjoy storytelling with the Seanchai and explore the pretty pumpkin pixie village.

Pre-booking is essential, and tickets are available on the Killarney Pumpkin Farm’s website. It promises to be a jam-packed day of fun with the entire family.

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