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How does Santa Claus get onto a home without a chimney?

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By Ted Healy of DNG TED HEALY

You better watch outYou better not cryYou better not poutI’m telling you whySanta Claus is coming to town!

Yes, that’s right everyone…the countdown to the arrival of Santa Claus is winding down which means that now, more than ever, we must be on our absolute BEST behaviour!

As you deck the halls and hang your mistletoe, you may be lucky enough to live in a newly built home without a fireplace and be wondering just how exactly Santa will be stopping in to drop off your presents.

Believing in the magic of home, especially around Christmas time, we simply had to find out the answer to this age old question.

So we went straight to our source in the North Pole, Patch the Elf, and asked “How does Santa Claus get onto a home without a chimney?” and we got the inside scoop.

The great news is that Santa will deliver to all the good boys and girls on Christmas Eve … even if they don’t have a chimney.
But how.....

The answer is simple… magic and a key!

We are reliably informed that Santa Claus has a magic key that he uses to get into homes, apartments and townhouses without a chimney.
With a sprinkle of magic and a dash of cheer this key works one special night of the year!

Quietly he enters as the children all sleep and lays down their presents without a peep.
In the blink of an eye he departs from the scene, but only for those who truly believe.

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BREAKING: Kerry ETB Awarded €2.3m to purchase Pretty Polly Site

The Kerry Education and Training Board (Kerry ETB) has been awarded €2.3 million in funding to purchase the former Pretty Polly site on Upper Park Road, Killarney. The funding, announced […]

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The Kerry Education and Training Board (Kerry ETB) has been awarded €2.3 million in funding to purchase the former Pretty Polly site on Upper Park Road, Killarney.

The funding, announced this morning by Minister for Further and Higher Education, Research, Innovation and Science, James Lawless TD, will allow Kerry ETB to develop the site as a new Tourism Sector Training College. The proposed facility will focus on training for the hospitality and tourism industries.
Kerry TD Michael Cahill described the announcement as “a major vote of confidence in Killarney and the wider Kerry tourism industry.”
“This is immense news for the town,” said Deputy Cahill. “It will mark Killarney out officially as the tourism capital of Ireland by providing a Hospitality Sector Training College right in the heart of the county.”
Deputy Cahill said he had been advocating for such a development since entering the Dáil, adding that the investment “will be a gamechanger for the hospitality sector in Killarney and Kerry.”
He also recalled the former CERT training centre that operated at the Torc Great Southern Hotel in the 1970s, noting that this new project would revive that legacy for a new generation of tourism professionals.
The Pretty Polly site, vacant for many years, will now be transformed into a key educational and economic hub for the region once the project proceeds.

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Coffee morning being held in memory of late Kevin O’Shea

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A coffee morning will take place in the Aghadoe Heights Hotel next week in memory of the late Kevin O’Shea.


It will take place on October 18 from 11am to 1pm.


All proceeds will go to Kerry Hospice Foundation, Kerry Cancer Support Group and Recovery Haven.


For those who are unable to make it on the day, you can make a donation online by scanning the QR code on the picture.


Kevin’s family extended their heartfelt thanks to local businesses and hotels that have generously sponsored spot prizes, all to be won on the day.


They also said that any donation, big or small, is appreciated and all support is most welcome.

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