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How does Santa Claus get onto a home without a chimney?
By Ted Healy of DNG TED HEALY
You better watch outYou better not cryYou better not poutI’m telling you whySanta Claus is coming to town!
Yes, that’s right everyone…the countdown to the arrival of Santa Claus is winding down which means that now, more than ever, we must be on our absolute BEST behaviour!
As you deck the halls and hang your mistletoe, you may be lucky enough to live in a newly built home without a fireplace and be wondering just how exactly Santa will be stopping in to drop off your presents.
Believing in the magic of home, especially around Christmas time, we simply had to find out the answer to this age old question.
So we went straight to our source in the North Pole, Patch the Elf, and asked “How does Santa Claus get onto a home without a chimney?” and we got the inside scoop.
The great news is that Santa will deliver to all the good boys and girls on Christmas Eve … even if they don’t have a chimney.
But how.....
The answer is simple… magic and a key!
We are reliably informed that Santa Claus has a magic key that he uses to get into homes, apartments and townhouses without a chimney.
With a sprinkle of magic and a dash of cheer this key works one special night of the year!
Quietly he enters as the children all sleep and lays down their presents without a peep.
In the blink of an eye he departs from the scene, but only for those who truly believe.
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