Connect with us

News

The Secret Kerry Footballer: I know hurlers are mad but cancelling Christmas is a step too far

Published

on

Writing exclusively for the Killarney Advertiser, The Secret Kerry Footballer reveals what’s really going on inside the GAA

Hurlers are mad. I was standing next to Jackie Tyrrell at some launch up in Croke Park a few years ago and while we were hanging around for our photo to be taken, I decided to strike up a conversation. Just to be nice, like.

“Well Jackie. How’s the form?”

“What do ya mean by that?!” he snapped, his eyes widening. “I know I wasn’t at the races against Tipp. I know that more than any man!”

By this stage, his nose was touching mine.

“Jesus, relax boy,” I said. “I’m only here to sell a bit of protein milk.”

“Believe you me, I’ll be back,” he growled through gritted teeth. “We’ll be back. Ye’ll rue the day ye ever wrote off Kilkenny!” Then he ripped off his Avonmore t-shirt and sprinted off down the tunnel under the Hogan Stand.

I turned and made eye contact with Cillian O’Connor, who was only a young fella at the time. He was rightly shook by the whole thing. There’s a joke to be made there about Mayo footballers in Croke Park but that’d be easy pickings.

Much like the Mayo footballers in Croke Park.

Kilkenny won the All-Ireland the following year and Tyrrell was immense. When he got his hands on the Liam McCarthy, he turned and glared into the nearest TV camera and put his finger to his lips. “He has silenced his critics,” Ger Canning exclaimed. Cillian texted me and asked if it was aimed at me. It probably was.

The point of my story is that hurlers are mad. I know this from dealing with them (from a safe distance) for many years. But I was still shocked by Austin Gleeson’s recent comments about cancelling Christmas. The Waterford hurler said that he has always enjoyed his Christmases but this year he has made a “conscious decision” to not do that so he can train and be ready for next season. Lads. A conscious decision to not enjoy Christmas. Have you ever heard the like?

Even the German and British soldiers in World War I took a break from shooting each other’s heads off on Christmas Day. But no, that’s not good enough for Austin Gleeson.

If Austin Gleeson was on the front line on Christmas Day, 1914, he would have spent his morning analysing the other army’s likely formations and his afternoon doing the beep test. And the lads having the craic out in no man’s land.

No beer for Christmas. Lord God. The way the GAA has gone, alcohol is effectively banned for 95% of the year as it is. And now they want to take Christmas off us as well? As a footballer in Kerry, the festive season is the only time you can safely go on the lash without fear of repercussions. If you go out drinking at any stage from January to November, there’s a decent chance you’ll look across the bar and see some auld lad judging you from behind his pint. There’ll be nothing verbal but he’ll tell you with his eyes. “Ye’ve a game on Sunday.” Yeah. Good man.

Of course, the irony of it all is that back in the auld lad’s day, beer bans didn’t even exist. He might have been advised to stay away from the top shelf the night before a county final but that was about the size of it.

Our club secretary caught me flooring Sambucas in Mustang’s one night before an O’Donoghue Cup semi-final and he had a right cut off me. Very high and mighty stuff altogether. I contemplated putting the head down and taking my bollocking but then he brought up what I allegedly did on that Kerry trip to Orlando. I had to say something.

“My father told me that when you played, you were encouraged to go drinking the night before a match because there was no way a hangover could make you any worse.”

I wasn’t long quietening him. And we won the following day as well.

To be fair, Paul Murphy scored 1-4 off me and I was whipped at half-time. But look, it’s a team game.

 

Illustration: Adam Moynihan.

Advertisement

News

Dr Crokes members gather for emotional ‘Lap of Light’

Published

on

By

Dr Crokes’ Park was illuminated on December 27 as the club hosted its 2025 Lap of Light, a special event dedicated to celebrating the lives of deceased members.

The ceremony, which is a key Christmas schedule organised by the Dr Crokes’ Healthy Club committee, saw a massive turnout from the local community.


Families from across the town, particularly those who have suffered recent bereavements, gathered to remember their loved ones in a respectful and supportive environment.


Club vice-presidents Fr Tom Looney and Fr Paddy O’Donoghue set the tone for the evening.

They were joined by 18-year-old club member and musician Saoirse O’Sullivan, who performed a moving rendition of ‘This Christmas’ by Oh Wonder.


The song’s focus on grief and missing loved ones during the festive season resonated deeply with those in attendance.


As twilight settled over the grounds, the crowd took to the pitch to complete ‘Darkness into Light’ laps.


Participants wore high-vis clothing and carried torches, candles, and mobile phones to create a trail of light around the park.


The club’s signature black and amber colours were on full display, with many families even bringing along their dogs dressed in club-coloured coats.


The evening concluded with a social gathering in the clubhouse, where attendees enjoyed ‘Crokes’ Cuppas’, coffee, and conversation.

The hospitality was coordinated by events organiser Maggie McAuliffe and her team of volunteers.


Adding to the community atmosphere, music for the social was provided by a quartet of seven-year-old Scór na nÓg musicians.


The event was made possible by the work of the Healthy Club members, including Colette Casey, Kathleen Fitzgerald, Risteárd Clancy,

Continue Reading

News

How Killarney is making a difference for autistic people

Published

on

By

Autism Friendly Killarney has launched a new six-part video series showcasing how the town’s community, schools, event organisers and businesses are working together to create a more inclusive and welcoming environment for autistic people.

Alongside the video series, Autism Friendly Killarney has also launched a new website, a central hub of information for Autistic people, their families and visitors to the town.


The video series, available on Autism Friendly Killarney’s Instagram and website, highlights simple yet powerful ways in which Killarney is adapting from sensory-friendly environments and visual supports to sensory accommodations, welcoming assistance dogs, staff training and event modifications demonstrating that small changes can make a big difference.

It also features heartfelt insights from families who share how these initiatives have opened up new opportunities for family connection and community participation.


The newly launched website autismfriendlykillarney.com, brings together information on autism-friendly accommodation providers, restaurants, shops, healthcare services, events and activity providers across Killarney.

It is designed to help autistic people and their families plan visits with confidence, knowing what supports and accommodations are available in advance.


Killarney’s Autism Friendly Champions: local businesses and organisations that have completed autism awareness training with AsIAm, Ireland’s leading autism charity, have made meaningful changes to better support people with autism and their families.

In the video series, four of these champions: Portwest, Ponytails, Ross Castle Boat Tours and Hotel Killarney showcase how they have adapted their businesses to be more autism-friendly such as offering sensory cubbies, neutral interior design and lighting, supplying sensory boxes, having dedicated autism friendly hours with reduced sensory experiences, offering step by step visual aids, etc.


Jessica O’Connor, Chair of Autism Friendly Killarney said: “We hope these videos along with our new website, will give confidence to people with autism and their families who live in or are visiting Killarney.

We want them to know that they will be supported, understood, and welcomed here.

These videos show that Killarney is really living the ethos of inclusivity and access for all.

We are very grateful for the financial support provided by Kerry County Council through the Community Support Fund 2025 and to Killarney Chamber of Commerce for their continued support.”


Tony Fleming from Ross Castle Boat Tours explains the changes they made to their boat trips to support people with autism. “We’ve made small changes that have had a big impact.

Our boat is longer and wider for easier movement, and we have a neurodiverse box on board with earplugs and sunglasses.

We also provide quiet and early-morning tours so guests can enjoy the lake at their own pace. Seeing the smiles at the end of the trip is what it’s all about.”


VIDEOS



Two videos offer personal insights, both from the perspective of a young boy with autism and a parent of a child with autism.

Luke, a pupil from St Oliver’s National School, shares what makes him feel welcome and understood in his school and in the local town.

While Deirdre Prendergast, a parent of a boy with autism, reflects on the positive impact that a town that embraces neurodiversity with kindness and empathy has on her family.

She says, “It has made the world of difference to us as a family that so many events and businesses in Killarney are now autism-friendly. We are able to attend events that we would never have been able to before, such as the Christmas in Killarney parade. We were able to enjoy it together as there was a dedicated space with sensory items to keep him occupied and in case he had an overload. He loves cars and we were able to go to a special evening at the Rally of the Lakes this year where everyone understood what autism was and he was able to get into a car. Because of the autism-friendly initiatives at events, my other son can now enjoy events with all the family, not just him and one parent. We can now enjoy things together as a family and it makes our lives so much easier.”

In February last year Killarney was awarded the Autism Friendly Town Award from AsIAm, just the third town in Ireland to receive this accolade.

This is testament to the work of the voluntary autism-friendly group who have worked tirelessly to ensure that Killarney’s festivals and public spaces are accessible and sensory-friendly and that local businesses are adapting the way they work to accommodate people with autism.


MEET UPS


This has included sensory friendly film screenings, group meet-ups for families with children with autism, sensory rooms in public buildings and awareness-raising days.

Dedicated quiet and sensory areas have also been created at major community events including The St. Patrick’s Day parade, the Christmas in Killarney parades, the Wander Wild Festival, the Rally of the Lakes, Killarney’s Samhain Procession, BikeFest, Rewild, and the town’s Sensory Friendly Walk and AbleFest Festival.

These initiatives have made a profound difference, helping families take part in the magic of Killarney’s festivals, knowing there is space to rest, recharge, and feel safe.

To watch the videos or to see a list of autism-friendly accommodation providers, restaurants, shops, healthcare services, and activity providers in Killarney, go to www.autismfriendlykillarney.com or Instagram.

Attachments

Continue Reading

Last News

Sport