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Opinion: Unfair FAI ticket policy is anti-culchie discrimination

by Adam Moynihan
As a conscientious father, I feel it is my duty to teach my son how to be humble. With that in mind, I decided to take him to his first Ireland football match.
The friendly international against Belgium last Saturday evening seemed like a good option. So, I went about booking the trip from Killarney to Dublin.
Match tickets wouldn’t be a problem, I thought, so I checked out the train and accommodation first. Irish Rail wanted €83 for the two of us. Bit steep, maybe, but nothing new there. The hotel would set us back €150 a night. I had to go with two nights in the end because the early trains were booked out on the Saturday. That’s €383.
Add in food and a mandatory trip to the Disney Store on Grafton Street and it would be an expensive weekend. But the life lesson would be worth it.
As it turned out, the match tickets would be a problem. Not because they were sold out, but because the FAI released tickets for Saturday's Belgium match as part of a ‘duo’ package with the Switzerland match the following Tuesday. If you wanted to purchase a ticket for the first, you had to purchase a ticket for the second. No exceptions.
The duo ticket was advertised as €70 for adults and €50 for under 16s. That’s €120 for an adult plus a child for the two games. But their advertising was misleading; adult tickets were, indeed, €70, but when you went to Ticketmaster and tried to buy a child ticket and an adult ticket together, all the adult options were €100. So it was actually €150 for an adult and a child for two games.
And it was effectively €150 for one game in my case as I only wanted to take him to the Belgium fixture.
Do they really expect anyone from the western half of the country to travel to the capital twice in four days, or to stay up and take a five-day holiday, just to see two 90-minute football matches? Two meaningless friendlies, by the way. Under an interim manager. With no tournament on the horizon, and no fixtures of any significance for another four months.
Clearly the duo package was made with Dubliners in mind. It is completely useless to the rest of us so making it mandatory is really nothing short of anti-culchie discrimination.
It’s easy to imagine FAI CEO Jonathan Hill paraphrasing that cracker factory boss in The Simpsons. “Maybe people outside of Dublin like football. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.”
The bizarre policy isn’t even fair to Dubliners, really. Why should they have to pay for both games when they might only want to go to one? Who knows, maybe they can only afford to go to one. Being alive is expensive business these days.
I've seen one or two people suggest that you could always buy the duo ticket and sell the one you don't want. Why should fans be selling tickets on the FAI's behalf? Surely that's their job?
Single tickets for the Switzerland game did come out after the Belgium game. But what good is that to people who felt pressured into getting the duo ticket?
To me it looks like a cash-grab by the FAI, who will probably say that their goal is to boost attendances rather than to grab cash. Well, there were 13,000 empty seats on Saturday and 18,000 on Tuesday. (Those are the official numbers, anyway.)
If that's what attendances look like after a boost then I'd hate to see them without one.
In the end, my son and I did manage to make it to Ireland v Belgium. I had no intention of paying for the duo ticket but fortunately, after I complained about the policy on Twitter, a friendly stranger offered me the use of his family season pass as he couldn’t go. I got very lucky. I’m sure many others who wanted to attend simply couldn’t.
As for the game itself, Ireland missed a penalty, it finished 0-0 and, yes, I do believe my son came home a slightly humbler young man.
I didn’t bother explaining the whole duo ticket fiasco to him, or that the FAI don't seem to care about simple country folk like us. That's another lesson for another day.